Jersey shore what kind of t shirt was in the toilet

But before we can discuss their spiritual reawakening, we need to find out just what the hell some of their language means. Now that we have deciphered their tongue, we need to look at their behavior.

The biggest news at the beginning of the episode is that Sammi returned to the house after her breakup with Ronnie and a brief hiatus in the wilds of New Jersey. After going on her walkabout in the woods, she returned with her mind clear and was ready to take a whole new perspective on the relationship.

When she walks through the door, she has her glasses on. This is meaningful because, as we remember, it was the destruction of her glasses—a very personal item—that made Sammi see that her relationship with Ronnie is over. But wearing her glasses into the house, she is staying that Ronnie hasn't hurt her and she has repaired the damage he has done. She also got a manicure and a pedicure, which will show him and the other males of the house that she is preening herself to go back out on the battlefield and hunt her up some mens.

Sammi seems to finally have a healthy attitude about Ronnie, she knows that they can't be together and that they probably shouldn't be friends. When they go to the club together, she talks to other boys, but she's not grinding up on them and staining them with her juices in an attempt to make Ronald upset.

She's just taking it easy and trying to "do her," as the guidettes would say. Ronnie, on the other hand, isn't taking it so well. He, naturally wants to get back together and, thanks to Sam's previous behavior, you can understand his confusion. There is nothing finer than Ronnie's rap about the two of them being "done. At the club, Ronnie follows Sam around, telling her how beautiful she is, scaring off other boys, and trying to hold her hand.

Very calmly—even when inebriated—Sammi informs him that she wants to be alone and that he should go "have fun. But it's not so easy. Sammi is still very deeply injured by what Ronnie did to her in Miami that she doesn't trust men. She's renewed her bonds with the women of the house except JWOWW, it seems and is telling them things that may not necessarily be true but are instead tainted by her recent experience with Ronnie.

This is most evident in how she deals with Snooki's relationship with Vinny. As we have witnessed, Snooki and Vinny have hooked up in the past and they have a very odd relationship. Snooki seems to be in something close to love with Vinny and even admits to the other girls that she has "real feelings" for him. However, that hasn't stopped her from hooking up with guys. For Vinny, Snooki seems to be the "grenade of last resort," one final salvo to throw at the enemy in his War on Not Getting Laid on those nights when he has completely run out of ammunition.

Strained metaphors aside, he's just not that into her, but he does have some sort of feelings for her. Snooki decides that she wants to cuddle with Vinny and sets up a snuggle session before they leave for the club.

She says not to bring a girl home so they can snuggle. He agrees, but Vinny wants to have his cake and eat Snooki's too. He's all, "Sure, we can snuggle. But if you find a guy or I find a girl Yes, there is a girl there, and lucky for Vinny, Ronnie is there to play body guard—or booty guard, rather—to make sure Vinny and DJ Paulie Down aren't interrupted while trying to "get it in.

They know that their defense system, Ronnie, is there to extract any unwanted visitors and make sure that they can both have sex with different girls in the same room. Is it just me or is banging some broad in the bed next to your best friend a little creepy?

Snooki is pissed and pissed drunk that Vinny is macking on another lady, and unleashes a torrent of beer tears. Sammi, still scarred, gives her the "men are scum, Vinny doesn't care about you, we don't need men," hokum that she needs to get herself through the day. Don't listen to Sammi, Snooks, that's not your problem. Vinny comes downstairs after ushering his latest conquest out the door and tries to console Snooki, but she is crying so much that water isn't even coming out of her eyes, it is pure tequila.

She is just bawling up booze in her bed. As Vinny explains, she can't be too upset because she just smashed Jionni a few nights before. And Jionni's cousin, and their friend Nick. This isn't some horrible double standard about boys being about to be slutty but girls can't, this is classing, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander. However, in Snooki's defense, he did say he'd cuddle with her and then broke his word, which is kind of fucked up.

He spends his day wading through fecal matter. Plumbers are heroes. Example A: the Jersey Shore house. The time was Sunday, AD. Everyone was lying around, lazy. But suddenly, a problem: The toilet was clogged. Viewers will recall that the clogged toilet has appeared constantly this season.

Brave Ronnie put on a caveman- Outbreak suit and bravely went into the bathroom. Then he bravely opened the toilet, and bravely screamed. Oh, you lost your ID, you say? The second they strolled in, Princess Snooki was overcome with emotion. No one ever notices Luigi. The ladies had a good laugh. They knew one of the guys had flushed their shirt, for some bizarre reason. They called a family meeting. An alien planet shot a laser beam through the walls, and one of you girls got nervous, and hid behind the G—— tee, and then you fell into the toilet, and then step three: Profit!

Also, the story he told fits comfortably into my ongoing theory that Pauly D is an alien sent to Earth to test humanity. Actually, no problems can ever be solved with napkins. Napkins are so useless. As fate would have it, they pulled the cheese prank the same evening that Uncle Sitch was bringing home his year-old sweetheart. Sitch followed his usual smush ritual. He poured himself an iced tea.

He gave the lady something comfortable to wear. He put on his favorite George Gershwin records and asked for her opinion on the League of Nations. Flirting is a little bit different for people who were born in the Great Depression, gang. I had to send her home. Sobriety is a hell of a drug.

J-Woww decided to call a Quack Doctor on the duck phone to get some medical advice. Is he dumb, or am I dumb? You can get all the STDs in the rainbow from oral pleasure. Mike was scared. And he was uneducated, so as far as he knew, little evil yeast soldiers were attacking the little Sitch soldiers who keep his body safe.

Or do you think she should have stayed away? More importantly, do you think Vinny and Snooki are meant to be together, or are they doomed to a lifetime of near-misses and close-calls? Did anyone stick around to watch Jersey Shore After Hours?

They deserve a medal. So long, King Bowser! Deena's foot! Vinny and Pauly have had their fun, so they call cabs to send their bedmates home. Deena arrives at the house and slurs disgustedly, "Who is these girls?

Ronnie tells Vinny that Snooki is crying over him. Vinny doesn't get it: "She wants to get with me, meanwhile she gets with a kid the night before.

He goes to console Snooki and tells her they'll talk about it tomorrow when she's sober. For now. Toilet time!!!! The downstairs toilet is now clogged. Ronnie, tissues stuck up his nose, tries to take care of the situation, but he wusses out. The smell starts to permeate the house — excuse me, "permenate," according to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino. They suspect someone took a dump in the toilet even though they knew it was clogged.

The next day, Rich and Mike the plumbers show up to do battle with the toilet. Rich is like a scatological Cryptkeeper: "I'm surprised you guys don't have maggots in here yet. The plumbers eventually discover someone has flushed an article of clothing down the toilet, pulling up an absolutely revolting piece of brown-smeared cotton. Everyone keeps referring to is as a [bleeping] tee, and they suspect it belonged to Vinny, since he wears [bleeping] tees.

I'm like, what the heck are [bleeping] tees? Wife beaters? Are they bleeping wife beaters because MTV is just so incredibly sensitive about domestic violence? I finally consult a fellow "Jersey Shore" watcher who happens to be Italian-American. He actually didn't catch the show yet but immediately informs me that they're using an ethnic slur that begins with G, and it's not Guido.

So yes, MTV does have some standards. Ronnie, Sammi and Snooki decide to spend the evening together sober. They decide to prank Mike by hiding Parmesan cheese, cream cheese, American cheese slices, and red pepper flakes?

The rest of the gang goes to Aztec, and Vinny quickly approaches a petite brunette.